Neuropsychiatry Pillows

Sigmund Freud.

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

'Look, you can only do so much!'

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

The Map of the human brain

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"Postwar is hell."

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

"We'll always have couples therapy."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'