Brain Health Pillows

'I think he is a composer.'

'I bought some Gingko Biloba to help with my memory, but I can't remember where I put it!'

Erasing the memory

"I try to mix art cases with technical cases and have each side of my brain log billable hours."

NORMAL BRAIN / COVID BRAIN

'I think that's enough brain defragging for today.'

'I've got a couple of things on my mind.'

"Yes, I do treat patients with memory loss, but I insist that they pay in advance."

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

2021

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Self help acupuncture

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

What the Doctor Ordered

'Well, well, well...'

Lactose Intolerant

"Your contents have shifted."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"This prognosis is positive, you've got a cold nose."