Neurodiversity Supporter Gifts

Reign Man

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

Spindle Neurons

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

"I know it’s a challenge, but it needs your input!" "...Your breadth of knowledge of different interest groups, religions...cultures!" "Right, so the staff Christmas meal will be a traditional lacto-vegan one at a Thai restaurant sometime in March?" "Do you think the Pagans will be OK with that?"

Statue of Female Executive

"The saving grace of living with someone who has AD/HD is that any arguments you have over it never last very long."

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

Brains

"He's not gay, but he's often gay-adjacent."

"Gracie, if we want to see more Latinos in film, we need to support Latino films. When a movie comes out with Latino stars and Latino story, we need to go see it."

Quiz: Find the Subtle Signs of Implicit Bias

Replacements for Extinct Animals

"A few centuries ago, there was a very primitive system for data transmission: it was called Synapse.

NO GIRLS ALLOWED!, 'Don't get all bent out of shape -- that's the boys' restroom.'

"I prefer snow person."

"Let me handle this. I have trouble making eye contact."

"Stimulating this area of the brain will enable the patient to think of all the clever things he wished he had said."

"Now that I have prefrontal cortex, I worry about everything."

Brain Exercise Video: "Okay, think...and stop...and think, and stop! Stay with me now! Think harder! Feel that burn!"

'...and what's really interesting is that there's still 99.9% of the human brain we still know nothing about.'

Stock Market Psychology: 'Buy with the leftside of your brain, sell with the rightside!'

Giant brain with an arrow through it sits on Freud's psychiatric couch.

"Peace on earth and goodwill to all genders."

Frog Umbrella

Brain Charger

"Our party covers the whole L.G.B.T. and non-L.G.B.T. world."

"You got this! Your brain has a hundred billion neurons, with more links between them than there are stars in the Milky Way. Now, go out there and show those ants who's in charge!"

I'm forgetting which college is which. Their brochures are all alike. University of. It's always fall or spring. Apply! There's always a multi-cultural group of kids hanging out. There's always a girl in goggles working in a science lab with an ethnic-looking prof. It's reassuring. They all celebrate their diversity in the exact same way! And charge the exact same for it!

'Sorry, Dr. Schmertzdorf — that was my right brain talking.'

Uh, I'll be right back - I just have to notify the authorities about something.

"Wow–the first robin on the last iceberg."