Neurodiversity Advocate Gifts

"Your son's autism is still affecting his job, but we're learning to deal with some of his repetitive symptoms."

"My daughter is autistic, but don't worry, once she calms down she'll act just like you minus the contemptuously judgmental glare."

"Let me handle this. I have trouble making eye contact."

"ADHD medication has really changed my life. Before it, I couldn't be in a still life."

Autistic child

Inclusive speech

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

-...And we don't discriminate against people of colour. -I've been on the sunbed!

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

Child is read a book titled 'People' by a parrot.

"Of course I believe in diversity. Harlan, here, is an endangered species."

"The saving grace of living with someone who has AD/HD is that any arguments you have over it never last very long."

Statue of Female Executive

"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

Reign Man

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

'But, dear -- Lady Godiva is part of my diversity program!'

Couple

"People are always banging on about the advantages of 'so-called' diversity."

'Oh, you'll love working here. Nobody treats you any differently just becuase of your age, race, or gender.'

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

Statue of Liberty holds a sign up reads: Who are We?

Brains

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of multiculturalism.'

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

'I'm dreaming of a white. . . err. . . I mean a more inclusive Christmas.'

"Well the good news is that we came top in at least one category of the latest diversity tables..."

Same Sex Wedding