Neurobiologist T-Shirts

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'The circle is complete!'

The Map of the human brain

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"You're such a good listener."

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"Sign my yearbook?"

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Carbon Dating.

Interdisciplinary studies.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

Butterflies

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

Jr. cloning kit

Scientists are sexy

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'