Neurobiologist T-Shirts

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

The Map of the human brain

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'The circle is complete!'

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"Sign my yearbook?"

"You're such a good listener."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Carbon Dating.

Interdisciplinary studies.

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.

Jr. cloning kit

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

Butterflies

Scientists are sexy

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."