Networking Ponderer T-Shirts

"If a man tweets and it doesn't appear in anybody's timeline, is it still a tweet?"

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'I'm 60-40 in favor of the 60.'

'At least I don't have his life.'

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

Progress?

'I ask myself-do I really want to sleep on the edge of the bed again?'

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

Bizarre sequence of computer-generated random numbers

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

"Woah - random!"

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

Market Research - "I'm trying to remember to pick up a loaf of bread, but there's a 38% probability that I'll forget."

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

"Caution! Now entering the margin of error."

"An equation for your thoughts?"

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

CREEPY AF AI

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

'We could use more moving and shaking from you, Yomp, and less bobbing and weaving.'

'It seems like a good invention now, but someday there'll be millions of these things, all crashing into each other.'

'Revolution? I thought you creatures said you wanted Evolution!'