Network Navel-gazer Gifts

Modern Native American Names

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Maybe now, we could look at customer care'?"

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

God Sneezes Out Creation

"Have you been playing dice?"

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

'I blame global warming!'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

Computer Expert

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Birds Following Witch.

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Network Extending from Buttonhole

Emergency exit into Space

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

Hot Air Balloon

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

'I'll take it!'

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'We need a product line that will stimulate our profit line.'