Nostalgic Navel-gazer Gifts

Old Scientist.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Before the Internet

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Elvis Presley

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"I made you a mixtape."

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

'Bring out yer books!'

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

"Remember back in the day when I was a real heartbreaker?" "Riiight... now the only thing you break is wind."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

Those Were The Days

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers