Nets Pillows

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

'Now that I have your attention...'

"My email is down... talk to me."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

Polly txt speak

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

21st century water cooler conversations.

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

Moses on the web

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Go team!

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

I'm a self-made man!