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"He has encolosed the money as an attachment so we just have to print it out...!"

"The subwoofers really help."

"Sale. Save 100% of your energy by closing this website. Close now. No, thanks."

"Here's the problem. Your computer isn't obsolete, you are."

Marmalade the Cheetah on stilts.

"It killed on social media yet you say it's horrible?" "Lousy is lousy."

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

"How do you think that makes Gail feel, knowing her only dog is posting naked pictures of herself all over the internet?"

'He's our Spam expert!'

School janitor empties numbers out of math room waste basket.

"I keep forgetting. When do I cluck and when do I double-cluck?"

STRIP Hambone: Computer health analysis

'Sorry, I already have a Comet!'

'Richard III is spamming us again.'

Witch sends Friend Requests to Hansel and Gretel

"Gwen, call the employment agency back, please, we just created our first 3-D employee!"

'Time's up, chuckles.'

'A guy on the phone says he's stolen your identity, but thinks you and him might get on, do you want to go for a pint with him?'

"I can't call nobody on this newfangled dang cellular telephone!"

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New! Cell-U-Lite Tellaphone: 'Hmmm! There's something wrong here!'

'How do you plan on attracting visitors to an antisocial website?'

'getlost@youloser.com is that your real email address?'

"Come back later when our computers are back up."

....What if pets had social media?

"'Lone Wolf"? No babe, you've misread it: my online profile reads 'Love Wolf'!"

"The postman's been, have you been buying on the dark web again?"

Man: 'What the...?!' (Internet Spam comes out of a can of spam to the horror of the purchaser.)

"Will you help me round up my 38 sheep?" Yes, 40.

'No, the Harlem Shake isn't on our value menu.'

ALERT: Lame joke attempting to enter your inbox!

"Sure, buddy, I'll visit your website, but I won't accept your cookies."

"Hey! What are them naked ladies doing on my scale?!"