Net Worth Sophist Gifts

Searching for a standout gift for a creative individual with a sharp sense of humor about their net worth? Our collection offers playful and clever items that highlight financial acumen while keeping things light and fun. Perfect for entrepreneurs, investors, or anyone proud of their financial success and entrepreneurial spirit, these products make a memorable gift that blends wit with style.

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'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.' mockup

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

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'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.' mockup

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

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DumbbellsSmartbells.

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'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.' mockup

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

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"This 'laying up treasures in heaven' thing - Is it some kind of tax dodge or what?"

"This 'laying up treasures in heaven' thing - Is it some kind of tax dodge or what?" mockup

"This 'laying up treasures in heaven' thing - Is it some kind of tax dodge or what?"

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'Wagner, if I paid you what you're worth, you'd be working for nothing!'

'Wagner, if I paid you what you're worth, you'd be working for nothing!' mockup

'Wagner, if I paid you what you're worth, you'd be working for nothing!'

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'Not for what I'm getting paid!'

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'Every man has his price, Peterson. I've decided yours is £2.75.'

'Every man has his price, Peterson. I've decided yours is £2.75.' mockup

'Every man has his price, Peterson. I've decided yours is £2.75.'

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'Oooh, I love what you've done with your hair...That top looks lovely on you and have you lost weight?'

'Oooh, I love what you've done with your hair...That top looks lovely on you and have you lost weight?' mockup

'Oooh, I love what you've done with your hair...That top looks lovely on you and have you lost weight?'

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Capitalism

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"Actually I'm doing this to stand out more in the scholarly community."

"Actually I'm doing this to stand out more in the scholarly community." mockup

"Actually I'm doing this to stand out more in the scholarly community."

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"When I'm gone all this will be yours son...but I'll be bankrupt by then so you'll probably get nothing!"

"When I'm gone all this will be yours son...but I'll be bankrupt by then so you'll probably get nothing!" mockup

"When I'm gone all this will be yours son...but I'll be bankrupt by then so you'll probably get nothing!"

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Waldo P. Smith, M.D., PH.D, J.D., M.B.A., $$$

Waldo P. Smith, M.D., PH.D, J.D., M.B.A., $$$ mockup

Waldo P. Smith, M.D., PH.D, J.D., M.B.A., $$$

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"Sign here to indicate you have no idea what you've signed."

"Sign here to indicate you have no idea what you've signed." mockup

"Sign here to indicate you have no idea what you've signed."

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Business men talking, "Out here a guy could be lulled into thinking that there is more to life than just the power or money"

Business men talking, "Out here a guy could be lulled into thinking that there is more to life than just the power or money" mockup

Business men talking, "Out here a guy could be lulled into thinking that there is more to life than just the power or money"

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'I've noticed that it's only since I started laying golden eggs that everybody wants to be my friend...'

'I've noticed that it's only since I started laying golden eggs that everybody wants to be my friend...' mockup

'I've noticed that it's only since I started laying golden eggs that everybody wants to be my friend...'

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The Sphynx wearing a red nose.

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'We'll know if capitalism is in real trouble if the rich stop getting richer.'

'We'll know if capitalism is in real trouble if the rich stop getting richer.' mockup

'We'll know if capitalism is in real trouble if the rich stop getting richer.'

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"Here's the thing. . . if we give poor people too much, rich people will long longer run the country."

"Here's the thing. . . if we give poor people too much, rich people will long longer run the country." mockup

"Here's the thing. . . if we give poor people too much, rich people will long longer run the country."

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Philosopher King

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Congratulations 2015 graduates on this momentous step in your life...

Congratulations 2015 graduates on this momentous step in your life... mockup

Congratulations 2015 graduates on this momentous step in your life...

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"The government believes that the benefit system is out of hand!"

"The government believes that the benefit system is out of hand!" mockup

"The government believes that the benefit system is out of hand!"

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'I asked myself, is what I've got enough? Is the big house, the cars, the expensive clothes really enough. Isn't their more to life?'

'I asked myself, is what I've got enough? Is the big house, the cars, the expensive clothes really enough. Isn't their more to life?' mockup

'I asked myself, is what I've got enough? Is the big house, the cars, the expensive clothes really enough. Isn't their more to life?'

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"There's a lesson here, son. Being rich doesn't stop it from raining,"

"There's a lesson here, son. Being rich doesn't stop it from raining," mockup

"There's a lesson here, son. Being rich doesn't stop it from raining,"

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Owl and the Pussycat in pea green Learjet

Owl and the Pussycat in pea green Learjet mockup

Owl and the Pussycat in pea green Learjet

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'What he lacks in intelligence, personality, looks and common sense, he makes up with money.'

'What he lacks in intelligence, personality, looks and common sense, he makes up with money.' mockup

'What he lacks in intelligence, personality, looks and common sense, he makes up with money.'

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'All-in-all, my son... you'll find the pleasure afforded by inherited wealth far exceeds the guilt of not having earned it.'

'All-in-all, my son... you'll find the pleasure afforded by inherited wealth far exceeds the guilt of not having earned it.' mockup

'All-in-all, my son... you'll find the pleasure afforded by inherited wealth far exceeds the guilt of not having earned it.'

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'It's wonderful that you were able to take it with you, but now what do you plan to do with it?'

'It's wonderful that you were able to take it with you, but now what do you plan to do with it?' mockup

'It's wonderful that you were able to take it with you, but now what do you plan to do with it?'

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Are you rich enough for tax loopholes? mockup

Are you rich enough for tax loopholes?

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"Oh, them? They're old bankruptcy." mockup

"Oh, them? They're old bankruptcy."

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"...He's just freelancing for Mammon!" mockup

"...He's just freelancing for Mammon!"

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"More to life than money..."

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'Anyway, what's happiness? It can't buy money!'

'Anyway, what's happiness? It can't buy money!' mockup

'Anyway, what's happiness? It can't buy money!'

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Net Worth Sophist Gifts Collection

Net Worth Sophist Mugs

Discover our collection of witty and stylish mugs that celebrate financial success with a creative twist. Perfect for any net worth sophist’s morning coffee routine.

Net Worth Sophist Pillows

Brighten their space with fun and stylish pillows that talk about wealth with humor and creativity. Great for living rooms, offices, or bedrooms.

Net Worth Sophist Prints

Find the ideal art prints that combine humor and creativity to celebrate net worth and success. Perfect for inspiring and amusing the entrepreneurial spirit.

Net Worth Sophist T-Shirts

Explore our range of clever t-shirts designed for the financially savvy and creatively inclined. Find the perfect witty statement for your net worth enthusiast.