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'No, net worth is not measured in Facebook Friends.'

"Hold all calls, I'm taking a bath."

"Chasing high net worth clients is a fast moving game. . . it's not just bakers and financiers we need to understand. . ."

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

"Your contents have shifted."

Bad for you but to die for

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!'

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

'Unfortunately, there's no cure. It's called growing older.'

I often thought that I should have been a weaver of words,someone who danced and sang his way into peoples souls and through my imagination led others into a world of dreams and intoxicating revelry...But auditing offered a much better pension.

Menopause and the City

'I think you need to reboot your fiscal compass.'

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

'After the age of fifty the 'c' word always means colonoscopy.'

"Eating a diet rich in vibrant colors does not mean a bowl of Skittles."

Homeless count.

"What are we doing wrong?"

Adam and Eve - Food scares

Shrink

'Drive 'em wild with the sweet scent of net profits exceeding forecasts due to higher gross margins and cost-cutting.'

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

"Eating junk food may make you feel young at heart, but it isn't making your heart feel young."

'They want to close our lab. What's that all about?'

"I used to be innocent. Then I was naive. Now I'm just dumb."

He's back from retirement as a consultant.

'Have you been eating right?'

'No pep, shaky, noisy, overheating. Right. Anything wrong with the car?'

'Just give her a chance to cool down. It's probably hormonal.'

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

"What do you have that's rich in antioxidants?"

it's his way of easing into full retirement.

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