Nest Egg Protector Pillows

'I totally understand your extreme risk-aversion. Now hand over your mattress and let's slip into some comfy corporate bonds.'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

The Environmentalist

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"I love you too, big guy."

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

Evolution.

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

The Reason Ed isn't mentioned in the bible.

Global Warming Coming Soon!

Igloo for birds.

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

"That's an everblue."

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

'Thar she blows!'

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

'Mow the lawn? - what if I run over an endangered species?'