Nervous Talkers Mugs

'They say the secret to public speaking is to pick out one person in the audience and talk to him.' 'Well, did you?' 'Yeah. Unfortunately the person I picked out was snickering, pointing and whispering to the guy next to him.'

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

'Don't be nervous, relax...he puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like you do. Of course, his pants are tailor made and cost $600 a pair...'

"I don't know what I'm going to do...my presentation is due on Monday and I haven't even started...I'm not sure I know how to speak."

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

Macho talk from down in accounting.

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

'Half-crazed with nerves Petey Otterloop awaits the start of the winter concert.'

"Tough group."

'Unfortunately, medical science hasn't come up with a cure for 'stock market jitters.'

'You two will have lots in common - you share the same anxiety neurosis.'

"Hurry it up, Solomon Brothers are waiting for my decision"

"My one-man band is breaking up."

"What do you do?""I'm a layer. The law. I do law. I practice law. I'm an attorney. Something legal."

'That's just for videos, Jeffrey -- book reports don't have to have FBI warnings.'

'Nobody believes a word I say!' 'Oh, come now!'

'No matter how often I do the show, I still suffer from stage fright...'

"Our next act...Cruzini, the world's greatest magician!"

'I hope buying this house won't sink us.'

"Same here. It's my first time too."

'Your first major investment decision?'

"You have a very long fault line. That's why your hands are trembling."

"Emergency stop! I'll tick that."

Expense Culture Advice.

Choose your social anxiety coping mechanism!

'Keep an eye on Jimmy the Shark during today's meeting. You can always tell if he's planning a double-cross by the way he fidgets with his iPhone.'

Meet Jim, you've a lot in common...he's an insufferable bore as well...

"This is what I did on my summer vacation....please hold your questions till the end."

'Don't you talk back to me like that!'

Mother Nature

It's rude to laugh behind someone's back. Unless it happens to be a painfully shy comedian. Then it's rude not to.

"Curtain in five minutes, Dad!"

'The sun... hung bel... belligerently... over the... dust... dusty town...'