Nervous Presenters Mugs

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."

'Don't be nervous, relax...he puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like you do. Of course, his pants are tailor made and cost $600 a pair...'

"I don't know what I'm going to do...my presentation is due on Monday and I haven't even started...I'm not sure I know how to speak."

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

"And what my plan may lack in coherence, it makes up for in the exhilerating momentum created by all of these super-cool arrows!"

'Fine presentation, Matthews, but, lose the wiggle dance.'

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

'Half-crazed with nerves Petey Otterloop awaits the start of the winter concert.'

"Tough group."

'You two will have lots in common - you share the same anxiety neurosis.'

'Unfortunately, medical science hasn't come up with a cure for 'stock market jitters.'

"Hurry it up, Solomon Brothers are waiting for my decision"

'They say the secret to public speaking is to pick out one person in the audience and talk to him.' 'Well, did you?' 'Yeah. Unfortunately the person I picked out was snickering, pointing and whispering to the guy next to him.'

"What do you do?""I'm a layer. The law. I do law. I practice law. I'm an attorney. Something legal."

The Zen of Regulation

'That's just for videos, Jeffrey -- book reports don't have to have FBI warnings.'

'No matter how often I do the show, I still suffer from stage fright...'

"Just get out there and be yourself – or better yet, someone like me."

'I'm shaking a bit!'

'Your first major investment decision?'

"Our next act...Cruzini, the world's greatest magician!"

'I hope buying this house won't sink us.'

"Same here. It's my first time too."

Foot in ice cube.

It's rude to laugh behind someone's back. Unless it happens to be a painfully shy comedian. Then it's rude not to.

"This is what I did on my summer vacation....please hold your questions till the end."

"Curtain in five minutes, Dad!"

'The sun... hung bel... belligerently... over the... dust... dusty town...'

"Emergency stop! I'll tick that."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. I

'You treated me for Dow 13,000 phobia on the way up. Now it's hitting 13,000 again on the way down!'

'First day on the job is always exciting. I can tell you're just itching to get started.'