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'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

"I do. Have your people contact my people to hammer out the details."

This is forever... till death do us part...

"Now remember, if I jump out the window, I want to leave."

"OK, now what?"

"It isn't always all about you, Cindy."

"I came here because my podiatrist said he couldn't help me with my cold fee."

'Last seen running away from St. Paul's Church...'

"You may now begin venting about each other's wedding-prep behavior."

Lady vicar offering new bride a husband owner's manual.

Things one would rather have left unsaid - 'I will!'

'Nobody really agrees about what marriage is these days, so I'll just say 'Yadda yadda yadda.''

'You know I hate weddings - they remind me that I went through one!'

The wedding.

"I have to admit, that's the first time I'd ever heard the term 'tech support' incorporated into wedding vows."

"Lookin' good...I haven't eaten in three months!"

'I do. Just don't let it go to your head.'

Always a pleasure to supply your wedding cakes, Mabel, the usual is it?

"How much worse?"

"My camera froze up during the ceremony, but it wasn't a big problem. So did the groom."

"Same here. It's my first time too."

'Y'know, I'm glad we kept it small.'

'The groom called to say he can't marry you today. He totally forgot he was in a pool tournament this weekend.'

I know we've only been married three weeks, dear, but it seems like you should know where the kitchen is by now!

'Is it mine yet?'

"Hello, Linda — long time, no see."

"Thanks but, 'you'll do' isn't a ringing endorsement of officiating your wedding."