Dress the part of a humorous nerd! Our collection of nerdy humor t-shirts features witty slogans and geeky references that showcase their clever, fun-loving side.
"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."
'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'
'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'
"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."
'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'
'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'
"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"
'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'
"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."
'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'
"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."
"They're comfortable."
Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.
Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.
Stairlift around cliff face.
A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.
Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.
Unemotional Support Animal
Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "
Blind man walking a tortoise.
"Yeah, I don't like this part either."
Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six
Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!
"Darling... I think the Baby's been eating the fridge magnets again."
Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.
"Congratulations. It's a chick."
"She wishes to range free!"
'I love it when you spoon me.' 'I love it when you fork me.'
'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'
'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'
A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.
'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'
'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'
How Amazon was invented
"...And that's how to translate honey into money."
Explore our range of nerdy humor mugs and bring a splash of wit to your loved one's morning routine.
Our humorous pillows are a fun and stylish way to showcase a nerdy sense of humor in any room.
Decorate with wit! Check out our collection of nerdy humor prints that add a clever touch to any space.