Neo-connoisseur Mugs

Neo-con foreign policy, plan A & plan B: (bombs).

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"We evolved from asteroids"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Bathroom Fairy

Jackson Pollock as a child

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Moliere

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

'Now I'm going to lump all your nagging little worries into one big complex.'

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

Bleak House

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

Charles Dickens.

C Day Lewis.

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

At Mary Higgins Clark's book club.

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

"It's too good. I think it's going to be a forgery, not just a copy."

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

Big deal! If you were smart, you'd have waited for the price of gold to go up. Everyone's a critic.

'I used to have serfs, but I've found that free-range peasants are more efficient.'

Now Showing: "Mucky Wucky" Rated Z. That means Roger Ebert slept through it.

"Stop, you idiot! Can't you read?!"

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

"If there's anything we can do to make your stay more pleasant, just rant about it all over the Internet."

"That's a nice little book. It didn't waste too much of my time."

Sergei Rachmaninov

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

"Oh, I was looking for something with a little more hay."

Yeah, last words are like snappy comeback --- You always think of the best ones after it's too late!

Young boy shows refined taste in champagne

"Touché, Roy. A snappy riposte will be winging its way to you as soon as possible."