Neo-connoisseur Prints

Neo-con foreign policy, plan A & plan B: (bombs).

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"We evolved from asteroids"

Bathroom Fairy

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

Jackson Pollock as a child

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Moliere

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

Charles Dickens.

Bleak House

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

'Now I'm going to lump all your nagging little worries into one big complex.'

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

"We only shop brick and mortar because my husband likes to be disgruntled face-to-face when returning things."

"It's too good. I think it's going to be a forgery, not just a copy."

'I used to have serfs, but I've found that free-range peasants are more efficient.'

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

"Stop, you idiot! Can't you read?!"

"If there's anything we can do to make your stay more pleasant, just rant about it all over the Internet."

When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!

"That's a nice little book. It didn't waste too much of my time."

Sergei Rachmaninov

Young boy shows refined taste in champagne

"Oh, I was looking for something with a little more hay."

"Touché, Roy. A snappy riposte will be winging its way to you as soon as possible."