Nelson Admirer Gifts

Horatio Nelson

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

The Gettysburg Address in process.

Love

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

'No, no. I told you to look for a precedent.'

Texas Love Triangle - where a cowboy's dear and interloper play.

Royal Picnic

Peter Jackson's Hobbit

"He's such a gentleman, he didn't use a 'mating call' to attract me: he's developed a 'please join me on a date' call..."

Choirboy

The high jump before Sir Isaac Newton discovered gravity.

"Imagine there's no heaven. . ."

"He didn't do squat for cats."

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

The Brief Lincoln - Mum Debate.

"Has anybody seen my old friend Nelson?"

It had to be you!

Will Work For Children.

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

Lincoln's lips were a huge addition to his Gettysburg Museum.

SOUTH CAROLINA SECEDES, 'See - I TOLD you that you couldn't fool all of the people all of the time!'

You don't need to use air quotes for your own words, Mr. Lincoln.

Donald Trump hides behind the Lincoln Memorial

Tom and Nancy Seaver

"Tonight I shall be humming Chopin's Sonata..."

Trilby - 'Un Impromptu de Chopin'.

"I've been thinking. Maybe we just got off to a bad start."

Countess

Revolutionary Study

'The same thing happened yesterday. I've got it...an apple a day.'

The Epsom Derby - An Earl Throwing Sticks at Cocunuts

'I KNOW the country is deeply divided!'

'Honestly, if you're looking in Loch Ness you're way off!'