Neighbourhood Observer T-Shirts

"What the heck were you and Janis watching in bed last night?!"

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"The end of my favorite series is near."

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Dog says hi to a cat.

Domestic Spying Drones

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

The world of surveillance.

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

Suburban street.

You Know You're Old When...

"Bob, you've been warned before. You can't come to prayer just to gather gossip material."

"The neighbors' place is a pig sty! Why can't we have something like that?"

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

The Motherhood

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

"I'm starting to miss the summer people. It's been weeks since I glowered."

"Since I no longer trust the media. I get all my news from hysterical people on the street."

'Phase Two : More of the same'

Interrupted Shower.

'The neigborhood's best watchdog!'

Robinia Floribunda

"Everyone's so nosy. They act like they want to be left along, but they're always nonchalantly eavesdropping on everyone else....some more nonchalantly than others."

Anthropologist presenting his findings in New York City

'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'

'From up here they look like us.'

"Good defenses make good neighbors."

"And, in suburban news, construction of the new, attached four-season solarium at 6870 Evercrest Drive continued amid the silent, seething envy of the neighbors."

'I see bloodshed at No.23,Mrs.Higgs at 34 has told her husband,Mrs.Blake at 42 is threatening to tell....'

Me, my master is a lawyer, so car rides with him are always exciting: we chase ambulances!"