
"Typical! The Joneses are the first people in the close to get the flu."
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"Typical! The Joneses are the first people in the close to get the flu."
"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"
"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."
"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"
"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."
'Best watchdog I ever had!'
Dog says hi to a cat.
'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'
"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."
Suburban street.
"The neighbors' place is a pig sty! Why can't we have something like that?"
"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."
The Motherhood
"Hello. . . I'm new in town. Do you know where the local police station is? - I need to sign in. . !"
"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."
'Phase Two : More of the same'
'The neigborhood's best watchdog!'
'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'
Robinia Floribunda
Interrupted Shower.
"And, in suburban news, construction of the new, attached four-season solarium at 6870 Evercrest Drive continued amid the silent, seething envy of the neighbors."
"Good defenses make good neighbors."
'I see bloodshed at No.23,Mrs.Higgs at 34 has told her husband,Mrs.Blake at 42 is threatening to tell....'
"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."
Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.
'Don't you hate it when your neighbor gets a new 'lectric drill?'
"What's he doing now?"
Me, my master is a lawyer, so car rides with him are always exciting: we chase ambulances!"
'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'
'This looks like a really hot piece of gossip, Edna!'
Before podcasting, there was bobcasting...
"It does seem an odd place to put it."
'Well, that ties up the inventory of our new neighbours' possessions.'
Gossiping neighbours.
"I like everything about this neighborhood except the people who can afford to live here."
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