Neighborhood Watch Comedian Mugs

'I'm not worried - John has always said sex is no more dangerous than letting off a rocket in a cul-de-sac.'

"One lousy incident years ago with the neighbourhood's bins, and ever since, I'm tied up every garbage-night..."

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

Dog says hi to a cat.

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

'She's the worst gossip I've ever come across.'

Suburban street.

"This neighborhood has a strong sense of community that borders on siege mentality."

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

'Great! Thanks to the damn mortage crisis, we've got to live in a neighbourhood now where we wake up with yellow feet every second morning...'

'Phase Two : More of the same'

'Not faster than sound, Pete, think of the neighbors!'

'The neigborhood's best watchdog!'

"It's been a rainy winter."

'We video all these trick or treat transactions...for security reasons.'

'Uh oh. Wax moths! There goes the neighborhood.'

Robinia Floribunda

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

"What's he doing now?"

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Beware of Curmudgeon!

"Pleased to meet you neighbour! I'm the first wave of gentrification."

'Yeah, neighborhood crime. That's what I watch all the time 'cause our TV is broken.'

Before podcasting, there was bobcasting...

"I'm Bob and this is my wife, Sue. Don't even think about trying to get past us."

'Well, that ties up the inventory of our new neighbours' possessions.'

"It does seem an odd place to put it."

Gossiping neighbours.

'It's the fellow in 9B.'

"Ever wonder what goes on over there?"

'As there's no one left to talk about then one of us had better move!'

'Number Eleven are shagging again, let's go and watch the live feed from the control room.'