Neighborhood Comedian Mugs

"The homeowners association called to remind you there's no shirtless lawnmowing past age forty-five."

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

'I'll bet you I can make the neighbor look over the fence and yell, 'shut up, you stupid mutt'!'

Dog Work Ethics

'Doreen's been all over me to paint the house and Phillip wouldn't stop bugging me for a new trampoline, so...'

Flea in the ear

'Here's your rake, Phil! Can I borrow your snow blower?!'

A friendly neighbour helps man to escape discovery by an angry husband.

"This is Gladstone, our local lecher..."

"No, you may not borrow a cup of money!"

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

"The neighbor's dog just made a deposit in our yard. We're going over there to give him his interest."

"Smoke signals from my neighbor's grill. He's asking if he can borrow some ice."

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

'For Sale by Neighbor'

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

'Great! Thanks to the damn mortage crisis, we've got to live in a neighbourhood now where we wake up with yellow feet every second morning...'

'Not faster than sound, Pete, think of the neighbors!'

Robinia Floribunda

'Uh oh. Wax moths! There goes the neighborhood.'

"Your rose dust gets into everything, and your caladiums attract toads; and another thing: your damn marigolds are stinking up the whole area."

"It's been a rainy winter."

The Last of the Passenger Pigeons

Manhole Warning

Jingle Bell Rock // Silent Night

'It's the fellow in 9B.'

'How very Blackheath!'

'The neighbors don't care how you commute, but they're beginning to complain about the noise.'

'But they can't close your local, you're the pub bore!'

"They must be out...'Neighbours' is on the television!"

'Oh don't worry about George, he's just got worms.'

'...and why shouldn't she be sleeping with your next door neighbour - she's my wife!'

"Don't answer—it's those pickleballers again."

'What d'you mean,Doris-you,ve burnt OUR dinner,and hers NEXT door,and hers NEXT door again and...?'