Neighborhood Trickster Gifts

'Our mom would like to borrow a cup of ice cream!'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"Better luck next time, kid."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'Not bad, for naughty.'

Young Houdini

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

"Mom told me to make my vegetables disapear."

Mime Tug-of-War

"Ahh, bless him. He's run out of bird feed for our little Blue Tits."

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

Pranking Zombies

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

Fish Training

5 people balance on one tiny bike

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

'Say when.'

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

Pianist Fraud

"See, Kevin ... I told you you'd be too scary if you go trick or treating as a dentist!"

'This should come out just right.'

"Let's just take the Kosciuszko."

'That's for not taking an interest in archery!'

'I didn't realize the locksmithing test would be this tough.'

Wheelies Gang.

Even with the new freedom of information act I can't tell you if that woman at number 28 is really only 76...

Brookstick Clamp

"Are you ready to try it with a real egg?"

'When I said we need to put some magic back into our marriage...'

'You conned me into this date - boasting about having your own transport!'

"He just walked out - right in the middle of our act."