Neighborhood Shops T-Shirts

"I'll say the old neighborhood has changed!!

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

$1: Family Secrets

"Want me to talk to the squirrel's mother, or would you prefer to handle it on your own?"

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

Sugar Fix.

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

"The house next door is slated for demolition, but your house is in the way."

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

One giant bark for dogkind.

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

Hal is such a nice guy, every dog in the neighborhood brings him slippers.

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

'John... is that a collar?'

"My family clapped louder than your family!"

Interrupted Shower.

MADE IN CANADA "Buy Canadian"..."Eh!"

"Regular, grande, or lemon latte?"

'Your neighbor wanted me to break up a wild party, but actually, I find this a congenial affair,'

"I walk into their yard every few days and knock over their trash. How do you know the Johnsons?"

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

Robinia Floribunda

'I hope it's important, he hates being interrupted during his trombone practice.'

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

How does she get her grass so green?

Sketchy Neighborhood

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'