Neighborhood Entrepreneur T-Shirts

Sugar Fix.

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Tommy!"

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

The stages of gentrification: a guide

'He's great, he can even fetch the paper. Off the neighbour's step.'

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

"Harold - We gotta come up with tag names and go over it - That's how we reclaim our block."

Second-hand Slander and Innuendo £10

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

'Honey, it's not the Feds. It's the pseudo-feds.'

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

"Hi. Can Billy play some football?"

"Lemonade" "Vodka"

'It's a great, safe neighbourhood: The owner of the house is allergic to cats...'

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

It was a nice neighborhood untill the A-holes moved in.

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

We love the diversity of the neighborhood.

'Business' recycling, heart thinking planet, head thinking money

'I'd like to keep it a boys only club too, but this is HER tree house!'

"We really need to recognise the SIGNIFICANCE of climate change..."

"You want a cheap house in a nice neighborhood? -- Okay, why are you here really?"

'Sure it's a safe neighbourhood: Perfect for raising a family...'

'Forgive me if I'm wrong,sir but you DID ask for a boozer next door!'

How very Balham!

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

"Vending machine is junk. For $1.00 I'll beat on it for you."

Sketchy Neighborhood

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

Neighborhood hygiene

Cycle Lane