Neighborhood Ringleader Mugs

'I'd like to keep it a boys only club too, but this is HER tree house!'

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

The stages of gentrification: a guide

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

Sugar Fix.

"Harold - We gotta come up with tag names and go over it - That's how we reclaim our block."

"Okay, if it hits the wall it's a triple, and if it goes through Mr. Baker's window, that's a home run."

"Hello. . . I'm new in town. Do you know where the local police station is? - I need to sign in. . !"

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

'He's so proud - We've got the best collection of weeds in the street!'

But Restoring Abortion Is Hard

'Er...any chance that when you've finished with the kids, the cooking and washing up you could help us develop a new waste management recovery system for the borough?'

"And, in suburban news, construction of the new, attached four-season solarium at 6870 Evercrest Drive continued amid the silent, seething envy of the neighbors."

"Good defenses make good neighbors."

Cycle Lane

"The kid next door is doing a school project on heighborhood success stories and wanted to talk to you. I laughed so hard I wet my pants."

Keepy-uppy with the Joneses.

Neighborhood hygiene

'Well, that ties up the inventory of our new neighbours' possessions.'

"I'm Bob and this is my wife, Sue. Don't even think about trying to get past us."

Hello, I'm in your neighborhood to raise for awareness for

Hello. I'm in your neighborhood to raise awareness for

A Cowpat A cow patting another cow

"Weren't they the people you lent the complete macrame book to?"

"Neighborhood Watch anti-violence meeting. Be there or else."

The maintaining different types of fence.

'So you're the originator of the neighborhood crime watch.'

Make the Neighborhood Great Again - Pick Up Your Poop! - Clean Yards Matter!

The Exhortationist

"In the middle of the night, I could see a guy trying to steal the neighbour's car, so I barked, but the neighbour yelled at me to shut up, so I did. . ."

Angry man shoots at musical notes from guitar player.

"Don't answer—it's those pickleballers again."

Beware Of The Dog Owner