Neighborhood Beautifier Mugs

A gardener surreptitiously planting a sapling in a neighbour's neglected garden.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'It started out as just a little knot on the floor,'

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

Planner at work.

Bert launches his plan to increase property values: Annoyance Free Zone - No politicians, media, pundits, or mimes beyond this point.

"I'm paid by the hour. Why do you ask?"

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

Urban spring.

"If it please Your Honor, may I redo the bench?"

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

'Good morning, Mr. Miller. I'll cut your grass for ten dollars.'

'Er...any chance that when you've finished with the kids, the cooking and washing up you could help us develop a new waste management recovery system for the borough?'

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

'Keep yapping: The neighbour is red in the face and ready to explode...'

'Yes...in retrospect I DO regret not protesting against the new by-pass'

'What am I doing? Well, I'd planned on going to the office and goofing off...then I remembered I'm retired.'

Sketchy Neighborhood

Suspicious Person Ban.

Keepy-uppy with the Joneses.

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

Objets D'Angst

Gardener laying turf.