Neighbor Who Loves Cats Mugs

Cats on Board.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"Satisfaction, stat!"

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

Mog The Week

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

Meow Power Demolition team.

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

"How do I get down?"

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

"Officer, my cat's stuck up a tree again"

Why cat yoga classes don't work

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

"He's so old I usually let him do what he wants."

Zen Kitten

'What do you say we become vegetarians?'

Leslie would regret bringing her cat to the pet store.

"He's very finicky."

'Who are you and what do you want?'

"The meaning of life is cats."

"It just comes naturally. I have good people skills."

'She's killing me with kindness!'

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

New chess piece: Cat - It can go wherever it wants, or not go anywhere at all.