Neighbor Relationship Enthusiasts Mugs

'Listen. I keep finding these in my yard. It needs to stop!'

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

"What?" "I SAID TURN THE MUSIC DOWN!"

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

This is Bad Feng Shui!

'Miaow??'

'Keep yapping: The neighbour is red in the face and ready to explode...'

'Buy this house and get two wonderful neighbours!'

"See that yard with the garden gnomes and the idiot waxing his Nissan Cube? That's your bathroom."

Blower wars.

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

'I know I never play it. I only borrow it from next door to stop him playing the damn thing!'

'That's all I can say - I've already told you twice as much as I know!'

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Sketchy Neighborhood

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

"Yes, of course you can borrow Gerald's lawnmower, but only if you take him too."

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."

"Enough of this. Just suck it up and borrow the neighbor’s laptop charger."

'Um...excuse me, could we please have our ball back?'

"Rex, stop your barking, we're getting dirty looks from the neighbours! Yep, you've woken up the baby!"

"I hate what's happened to the neighborhood."

'I'm baking. Can I borrow 2 eggs... some bacon and a couple slices of bread?'

'Let's just see how long they can stay crouched behind the sofa.'

'How very Putney!'

"Hey! Turn down your damn white-noise machine!"

'It's a friendly neighborhood'

'To settle an argument - When you shouted 'Foul! Foul!' last night, were you watching the sports programme,or having supper?'

"We received a call from one of the neighbors complaining about not being invited to the party."

'He only plays them once a day. At 4 in the morning.'

"Those conifers next door planted are a godsend."