Neighbor Relationship Enthusiasts Mugs

'Listen. I keep finding these in my yard. It needs to stop!'

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."

'Happy Town' See the smiley face?

"What?" "I SAID TURN THE MUSIC DOWN!"

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

This is Bad Feng Shui!

'Miaow??'

'Buy this house and get two wonderful neighbours!'

'Keep yapping: The neighbour is red in the face and ready to explode...'

'This is the last time I'm walking the dog! Our neighbor told me if spot poops on his lawn again, he's going to rub MY nose in it!'

'I know I never play it. I only borrow it from next door to stop him playing the damn thing!'

"See that yard with the garden gnomes and the idiot waxing his Nissan Cube? That's your bathroom."

'Hello, I've just moved in next door. Can I borrow some sugar please?'

Sketchy Neighborhood

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Blower wars.

'That's all I can say - I've already told you twice as much as I know!'

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

"Maybe the new neighbors know something we don’t."

"Yes, of course you can borrow Gerald's lawnmower, but only if you take him too."

"I hate what's happened to the neighborhood."

'Um...excuse me, could we please have our ball back?'

"Rex, stop your barking, we're getting dirty looks from the neighbours! Yep, you've woken up the baby!"

It's a nice place to live, except for the nosy neighbors.

"Enough of this. Just suck it up and borrow the neighbor’s laptop charger."

'I'm baking. Can I borrow 2 eggs... some bacon and a couple slices of bread?'

'Let's just see how long they can stay crouched behind the sofa.'

'How very Putney!'

Oh, I live next door – acting cute to get the neighbor's treats is just a side hustle.

"Hey! Turn down your damn white-noise machine!"

'It's a friendly neighborhood'

"We received a call from one of the neighbors complaining about not being invited to the party."

'To settle an argument - When you shouted 'Foul! Foul!' last night, were you watching the sports programme,or having supper?'