Negotiation Nerds Gifts

Looking for a gift for your negotiation nerd? Our collection features humorous and thoughtful items that highlight their passion for persuasion. Whether they’re negotiating deals or just love the thrill of the bargaining table, these products are designed to appeal to their sharp wit and strategic mindset. Find the perfect gift that speaks their language and adds a touch of humor to their clever personality.

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'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!' mockup

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

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Industrial Disputes: the Early Years mockup

Industrial Disputes: the Early Years

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Some make better deals than others. mockup

Some make better deals than others.

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'Come on, guys, you know what they say: The sour puss never gets the new contract'.'

'Come on, guys, you know what they say: The sour puss never gets the new contract'.' mockup

'Come on, guys, you know what they say: The sour puss never gets the new contract'.'

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Brexit Part MMMCDIXIV

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"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company." mockup

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

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'Now that I have your attention...' mockup

'Now that I have your attention...'

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"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..." mockup

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

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Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree. mockup

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

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'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

'When we get there let me do the double talking.' mockup

'When we get there let me do the double talking.'

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'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.' mockup

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

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'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.' mockup

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

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'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.' mockup

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

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"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict." mockup

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

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"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'" mockup

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

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"Then we have an unspoken agreement?" mockup

"Then we have an unspoken agreement?"

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"The meeting will come to order." mockup

"The meeting will come to order."

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"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!" mockup

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

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"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..." mockup

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

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'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.' mockup

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

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'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.' mockup

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

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'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

'Try and be negative in a positive way.' mockup

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

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'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration. mockup

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

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"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?" mockup

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

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'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.' mockup

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

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Tug of Negotiation and Conciliation. mockup

Tug of Negotiation and Conciliation.

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'Pick a contract...any contract!' mockup

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

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'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.' mockup

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

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'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.' mockup

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

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'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.' mockup

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

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'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.' mockup

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

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"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..." mockup

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

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Changing Minds

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'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?' mockup

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

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'To close the deal, I had to make some minor concessions.'

'To close the deal, I had to make some minor concessions.' mockup

'To close the deal, I had to make some minor concessions.'

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Negotiation Nerds Gifts Collection

Negotiation Nerds Mugs

Looking for more fun and clever mugs? Explore our range that celebrates the negotiation nerd with witty quotes and sharp designs.

Negotiation Nerds Pillows

Bring humor into their home with pillows celebrating their negotiation skills. Soft, stylish, and perfect for adding character to any room.

Negotiation Nerds Prints

Decorate their space with art prints that highlight their love for clever strategies and negotiations. Perfect for their home or office walls.

Negotiation Nerds T-Shirts

Find the perfect witty t-shirt for negotiation enthusiasts. Our collection features humorous and clever designs that showcase their strategic personality.