Negotiating With Parents T-Shirts

Make a statement with t-shirts that humorously capture the art of negotiating with parents. Comfortable, funny, and relatable—ideal for lightening the mood.

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'Do what I did. Tell your mother you want a pet snake. Then she'll get you a dog.'

'Do what I did. Tell your mother you want a pet snake. Then she'll get you a dog.' mockup

'Do what I did. Tell your mother you want a pet snake. Then she'll get you a dog.'

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"I need to see your budget proposal." mockup

"I need to see your budget proposal."

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"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..." mockup

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

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"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99." mockup

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

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'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.' mockup

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

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"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned." mockup

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

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“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.” mockup

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

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'I should warn you about my father. He's a landscape gardener.'

'I should warn you about my father. He's a landscape gardener.' mockup

'I should warn you about my father. He's a landscape gardener.'

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"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!" mockup

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

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'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?' mockup

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

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"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious." mockup

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

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"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor." mockup

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

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"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?" mockup

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

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"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl." mockup

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

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First love.

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"Houston, we have a problem!"

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"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about." mockup

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

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'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?' mockup

'I'm pretty sleepy tonight, Dad - could we just skip ahead to the chase scene?'

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"If it slows down, just ask my father about the murder he always swears he did not commit."

"If it slows down, just ask my father about the murder he always swears he did not commit." mockup

"If it slows down, just ask my father about the murder he always swears he did not commit."

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'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.' mockup

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

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'Well, Eddy may look a bit rough, but he's good at heart - last week, he bought stocks from a company which produces cuddly puppy toys in pink ballet dresses!'

'Well, Eddy may look a bit rough, but he's good at heart - last week, he bought stocks from a company which produces cuddly puppy toys in pink ballet dresses!'

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'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.' mockup

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

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'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.' mockup

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

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"When the new employment laws come in parenting is going to be a whole lot easier...."

"When the new employment laws come in parenting is going to be a whole lot easier...." mockup

"When the new employment laws come in parenting is going to be a whole lot easier...."

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"He just talked me into giving him a 200% raise in his allowance. At least we don't have to worry about him not succeeding in business when he grows up."

"He just talked me into giving him a 200% raise in his allowance. At least we don't have to worry about him not succeeding in business when he grows up." mockup

"He just talked me into giving him a 200% raise in his allowance. At least we don't have to worry about him not succeeding in business when he grows up."

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