Negotiating Severance Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone going through severance negotiations? Our collection offers witty mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that bring humor and comfort to a challenging situation. These gifts are designed to acknowledge their strength and resilience, offering a lighthearted reminder that even tough times can be tackled with a smile. Whether for a friend, colleague, or yourself, our products add a personal touch of humor and support during career transitions.

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"Stock options for your thoughts." mockup

"Stock options for your thoughts."

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'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.' mockup

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

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"Then we have an unspoken agreement?" mockup

"Then we have an unspoken agreement?"

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'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!' mockup

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

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'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration. mockup

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

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The Evolution of the Bonus

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"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make." mockup

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

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Changing Minds

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'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.' mockup

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

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'We'd like to pay you what you're worth, too, Fenstrom. Unfortunately we must conform to the minimum wage law.'

'We'd like to pay you what you're worth, too, Fenstrom. Unfortunately we must conform to the minimum wage law.' mockup

'We'd like to pay you what you're worth, too, Fenstrom. Unfortunately we must conform to the minimum wage law.'

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Do you want to win the game or my business?

Do you want to win the game or my business? mockup

Do you want to win the game or my business?

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'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?' mockup

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

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"May I remind you that we can always go with duck eggs."

"May I remind you that we can always go with duck eggs." mockup

"May I remind you that we can always go with duck eggs."

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'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack. mockup

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

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'Foster's here, regarding his raise sir. Shall I have him crawl in now, or let him sweat a while?'

'Foster's here, regarding his raise sir. Shall I have him crawl in now, or let him sweat a while?' mockup

'Foster's here, regarding his raise sir. Shall I have him crawl in now, or let him sweat a while?'

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"Is this about your raise?"

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"To be clear you are willing to labor under misconceptions?"

"To be clear you are willing to labor under misconceptions?" mockup

"To be clear you are willing to labor under misconceptions?"

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'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.' mockup

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

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'I like the part of your resume where you didn't ask for a raise for 10 years.'

'I like the part of your resume where you didn't ask for a raise for 10 years.' mockup

'I like the part of your resume where you didn't ask for a raise for 10 years.'

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'Behind every great business deal is a company lawyer advising against it.'

'Behind every great business deal is a company lawyer advising against it.' mockup

'Behind every great business deal is a company lawyer advising against it.'

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"I gotta admit, he's one hell of a negotiator."

"I gotta admit, he's one hell of a negotiator." mockup

"I gotta admit, he's one hell of a negotiator."

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'Was my salary expectation a bit too high?'

'Was my salary expectation a bit too high?' mockup

'Was my salary expectation a bit too high?'

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"...That's agreed then, we raise our salaries by 40%..."

"...That's agreed then, we raise our salaries by 40%..." mockup

"...That's agreed then, we raise our salaries by 40%..."

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"Damn it, name a figure, name a figure."

"Damn it, name a figure, name a figure." mockup

"Damn it, name a figure, name a figure."

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'Watch it...I'm carrying a concealed weapon...my lawyer.'

'Watch it...I'm carrying a concealed weapon...my lawyer.' mockup

'Watch it...I'm carrying a concealed weapon...my lawyer.'

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'There's enough of us...we can take them!'

'There's enough of us...we can take them!' mockup

'There's enough of us...we can take them!'

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'I know that other kids manage on ?5 pocket money - but their parents don't charge them to watch any television programme their parents don't happen to approve off!'

'I know that other kids manage on ?5 pocket money - but their parents don't charge them to watch any television programme their parents don't happen to approve off!'

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"Just to get the negotiations off on the right foot, I don't intent to concede anything."

"Just to get the negotiations off on the right foot, I don't intent to concede anything." mockup

"Just to get the negotiations off on the right foot, I don't intent to concede anything."

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We all know the negotiation table, but how about the negotiation chair?

We all know the negotiation table, but how about the negotiation chair? mockup

We all know the negotiation table, but how about the negotiation chair?

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'My final offer.'

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'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?' mockup

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

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"Remember this? One sweetheart of a deal!"

"Remember this? One sweetheart of a deal!" mockup

"Remember this? One sweetheart of a deal!"

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'This is our top negotiator's office.' mockup

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

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Negotiating Severance Gifts Collection

Negotiating Severance Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate resilience and humor in tough career moments—perfect for uplifting anyone navigating severance negotiations.

Negotiating Severance Pillows

Discover pillows that combine comfort with humor, helping someone feel supported and uplifted during career changes.

Negotiating Severance Prints

Browse inspiring prints that celebrate strength and humor, ideal for brightening up any workspace or personal space during tough negotiations.

Negotiating Severance T-Shirts

Check out our witty t-shirts designed to bring humor and confidence during career transitions. Great for a lighthearted boost on a tough day.