Needle No-fear Club Mugs

"I have inoculation issues."

Self help acupuncture

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Coronavirus world

I love embroidery

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

'Don't try to turn tail and run. That's just what they want.'

Knitted Kitty.

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

Acupuncture clinic

Acupuncturist Society Cocktail Party - 'For heaven's sake, Brian, it's only a pineapple chunk!'

octopus knitting a jumper...

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

Human Error and Computer Error.

Pin Cushion to roll of cotton: 'Hi! I'm a pin cushion! I love my job!' Pin Cushion's reply: 'MASOCHIST!'

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

'He fainted when he saw the needle.'

'I'm trying homeopathcy, what are you trying?' 'Acupuncture!'

"Numb yet?"

Acupunture Clinic opens next to a Ballon Animal shop.

A woman needlepoints a barcode.

"I've asked you repeatedly not to startle me when I'm working!"

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

"Nana" Technology

Bless this horse

The Vaccine is coming!

"I know you're just trying to be helpful, but why don't you let me decide where my acupunture needles should go?"

Maid with her sewing basket

CLINIC, 'Are you worried about passing your blood test?', 'Heck, no -- anybody can BLEED.'