Necromancer Prints

He's my vaguely familiar.

"Something pickled this way comes!"

"I have grave news."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Fish talking about fisherman

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Moustached gentleman

"I'll carve the wheels, you'll sell them, and Oog, here, can be customer service."

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Goddess

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

"At least she's reading."

Witches at a cauldron.

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

"Dad, it's Friday. Can I borrow the siege tower tonight?"

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

"Friend or foe?"

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

'Hey, is that an official thing or did your mom give you that shirt?'