Neatness And Disorder Explorer T-Shirts

'You wouldn't be the first one I've had as a client.'

Raptures

Non-Drip ?

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

The Best Laid Plans

The bankruptcy sale at the Entropy Institute was going to more difficult than Dave thought it'd be.

'I'm defragging my wardrobe.'

Anal Retentives Assoc.

"As you can see, it comes fully furnished!"

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

'We like to make full use of the space.'

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

Decluttering. . .

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

Butterfly Bow-tie.

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

'Sorry about the blindfolds girls, but I haven't had time to tidy up.'

'The annual rite of spring: Cupid has shot her in the wallet.'

Organised Crime and Disorganised Crime

"Dad, you're so embarrassing! Your pants are ripped!"

A great paper if you have a house full of kids...

Man waiting for final leaf of autumn to fall.

"Thankfully my disorder comes across as being perfect."

"I just saw a hipster age perceptibly."

World Hair Day.

"Showoff" - Bald man envies punk.

ABSOLUTELY NO SKATEBOARDING

'I had a wardrobe malfunction. I lost my pocket protector.'

'Yeah, I guess I have kind of let it go.'

Hell - "You can say what you like about this place.. At least they keep it clean."