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"Sorry, Kevin, but 'March Madness' is not an official school holiday."

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until March Madness is over before turning off my electricity?'

College Football

Go team!

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

How to deliver a successful presentation.

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

Cheerleaders

Lost Season

World Hunger Conference.

The Giamatti era

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

Baseball players and their qualifications.

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Tax What?!

Enrollment limited to college varsity athletes.

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

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'Ring around the rosey ...'

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

'Remember, your father may be here physically, but mentally he's attending the NCAA tournament.'

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

'So you're the referee who had the courage to call a Technical Foul on Bobby Knight.'

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"I can't decide whether to turn pro first or go directly into rehab."

'Coach - do you know the definition for 'losing coach''

"Gerald is retired, but during March Madness, he goes back to the office to play the college hoops sports pools."

"Just the, two recruiters from the college's awning leap team drove by."

"The doctor says you have an acute case of march Madness. Here's your bill."