Nba Finals Enthusiast Mugs

'I can't believe it, Bob Two seats for the NBA finals right on the half-court line!'

"Good game."

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

The Salmon Run

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

Why moms make bad refs.

I love Basketball.

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

Puppy.

Basketball.

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'This is it, gentlemen. The big game. A date with dentistry.'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

Kobe Bryant

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

'In this league, guys, it's all about winning. And we're like, what, 0 and 10? That's why coach got the ax.'

'Honest, sir. I'm sorry! I take it all back.'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

'Good news, it's not mad cow...it's March madness.'

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

'What are the chances? I mean, all 10 players simultaneously dive for a loose ball and conk heads?'

'He's got a good attitude, and he's tall. But he's got to get into the weight room.'

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

'... And for $50 more, this is the same basketball shoe in a turbo model.'

Sisyphus pushing a huge basketball up the hill

'Two new NBA franchises: The 'Wall Street Bulls' and the 'Main street bears'.'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."