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'I can't believe it, Bob Two seats for the NBA finals right on the half-court line!'

"Good game."

The Salmon Run

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

Why moms make bad refs.

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

I love Basketball.

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Puppy.

Basketball.

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

'This is it, gentlemen. The big game. A date with dentistry.'

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Kobe Bryant

'In this league, guys, it's all about winning. And we're like, what, 0 and 10? That's why coach got the ax.'

'Honest, sir. I'm sorry! I take it all back.'

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

'I hate playing stinkbugs! Every time we press them on defense, they just let 'e rip!'

'He's got a good attitude, and he's tall. But he's got to get into the weight room.'

'What are the chances? I mean, all 10 players simultaneously dive for a loose ball and conk heads?'

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

Sisyphus pushing a huge basketball up the hill

'... And for $50 more, this is the same basketball shoe in a turbo model.'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'Two new NBA franchises: The 'Wall Street Bulls' and the 'Main street bears'.'