Navy Admirer Prints

Captain of ship, surrounded by rough drafts and scrunched-up pieces of paper, says: 'Dammit bosun, we can't set sail without a coherent mission statement.'

'Howard likes everything to be ship shaped.'

Repurposed Porpise: US Navy

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

The one that got away

Piracy on a boating lake

Artifishial Intelligence

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"It makes me want to pee."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Subwoofer

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

The unknown war poet.

COWMIKAZES

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out

Here is our spot, I sink, Helga.

"Come on, be a sport! The cliffs are lined with kids and bus-loads of retirees: let's give them a breaching display to remember!"

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."