Naval Battle Admirer Prints

Piracy on a boating lake

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

The unknown war poet.

Says here the Navy's going to be patrolling the South China Sea. It could spark a history-changing war. Google tells me the last time a Naval conflict changed history, it was the Battle of Midway. You were alive at that time. How awesome was it to already be ancient when Midway happened? I never expected a question like that from a prepubescent stooge like you. Was it as awesome as when you saw Cleopatra lose at the Battle of Actium? I see you're bringing Google's a-game today.

COWMIKAZES

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

A meeting on the pier

"Destroyers"

'Okay who swiped my bath toys?'

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

On board the MS Hepatology

'A boy! Standing on a burning deck! I bet nobody did a risk assessment?'

Admiral in the bath.

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

Horatio Nelson

John Bull Devouring the French Navy

Euphemistic.

"You should have seen how excited I made a couple of oceanographers today."

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

A paper aeroplane flies off a ship

'And this one is for going into an MRI machine -- alone.'

Captain of ship, surrounded by rough drafts and scrunched-up pieces of paper, says: 'Dammit bosun, we can't set sail without a coherent mission statement.'

That foggy, closed-in feeling will dissipate soon, giving you a clear view of what is ahead.

'But son, we've always been a marine family.'

The 'British Tar' of the Future (The Future of the Navy)

Stale Ostrich Egg Throwers

“It’s ok to leave the lid up at home but not on a submarine.”

Jolly Roger Inn Toilets - has small parrot urinal on the wall.

'I got this medal for being a Navy Seal.'

The final section of the U.S. Naval Academy exam.