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Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

Bicycle sat nav.

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Lost around a military base.

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Recalculating!

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

Recalculating

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

Island of Lost Guys.

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

Tom Cruise

'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Walking the Plank.

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

Man painting MOM on boat

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

Confused drivers

A series of Exit signs.

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

'I'm not scaring the fish - I'm WARNING the fish!'

'I blame it on the GPS-System myself: Hardly anybody gets lost around here anymore...'

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

'We're drifting apart.'