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Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

Bicycle sat nav.

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

Lost around a military base.

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Recalculating!

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

Island of Lost Guys.

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

Recalculating

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"Captain, we've taken on strippers."

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Walking the Plank.

Tom Cruise

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

Man painting MOM on boat

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

Confused drivers

A series of Exit signs.

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

'I'm not scaring the fish - I'm WARNING the fish!'

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

'I blame it on the GPS-System myself: Hardly anybody gets lost around here anymore...'

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.