Navigating The Singles Market Prints

'You have a strange glint in your eye.' 'That will be my luminous contact lens.'

Tasty.

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

Cat Love Ads: "Are you; 'Stubborn, lazy, unfaithful and psychopathic...with no sense of humour?""

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"Okay, I'm intrigued."

'You asked her to go out with you?', 'Yes, but she says there's a lengthy approval process.'

"hmm....I'd like to tick her box."

Augmented reality check

'Dear Dairy, Well... I met someone, and I think she could be Mrs. Alright.'

She hated first dates. She always ended up sounding desperate.

All my friends are getting married. I'm just getting drunk.

"He's your type--gorgeous, successful, and totally unavailable."

'Nah! He's not my type.'

'Yes, this is my first time at speed dating. Is it that obvious?'

Woman seeks male companion...

'Get lost. Can't you see I'm with someone?'

"Careful Nora. There's nothing worse than a bad oyster!"

Peg Party.

Dorothy and the singles bar

"Is there a doctor in the house...hopefully unmarried?"

"Having a dog is great for meeting more dogs."

'Forget it, they're gay.'

"Dibs on the tall one!"

'At least I'm doing my part and getting out there!!'

"You're healthy enough for sexual activity but not attractive enough."

"I'm still in shock. He had such a trustworthy avatar."

'Yes, I believe in love at first sight. Apparently you believe love is blind.'

"Why is it sooo difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking. . . ?"

"But the restraining order was totally temporary."

Lonely Hearts - Men seeking anything that stays still long enough.

Sue meets another Winner

'Why does she torment me?'