Singles Market Navigator Prints

"You're healthy enough for sexual activity but not attractive enough."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."

"We need a best practice swim lane to leverage our core competency, move the needle outside the box, and open the kimono while keeping our ducks in a row. Can anyone give me a sustainable solution to more vertical effectiveness without getting too granula

"You can all unroll yourselves now. We're heading back up."

Everyone agrees: Aunt Juanita needs a man.

'I think I found the bottleneck, Boss.'

"I guess I misunderstood when I read you were into 'Bodybuilding'."

"We want to include you in this decision without letting you affect it."

"Come to my office. I need to cascade with you offline."

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

Made in China.

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'Let's begin our meeting. Everybody talk, nobody listen.'

'He's not the man I married. In fact, none of them are.'

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE AND YOUR ENEMIES CLOSER, 'That kind of thinking leads to marriage.'

"What are we doing wrong?"

My wife is the inspiration behind the light speed spaceship - the longer I'm married, the more I want to be the first human who lives on Mars.

'I have no idea what a Wiki is but I want one on my desk next week, now move it, people!'

Production Meeting: Excuses

Lonely Hearts Dating Agency - "Mmm he's a bit of a dish."

Female Boss 6

Cyber Fight

"I need a man who will commit."

Sadie, we need to see a couple's counselor. Yuck. No way! I won't spend a bunch of dough to have some halfwit tell me how to live my life! But I found an inexpensive counselor who will just listen to us talk through our issues. Counseling $10. This end up.

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

'Everyone does divorces, Mrs.Dawson.'

"You're not working as a crossing guard now, Brenda."

"Honey, wake up! I just remembered something you did that annoyed the hell out of me!"

"You have superior extra ocular muscle strength - how often do you roll your eyes at your husband?"

"This is one of those things you should share before marriage."

Ben Bernanke says no recession yet.