Market Navigator Prints

Made in China.

Ben Bernanke says no recession yet.

Stock Performance

'My GPS says Indian and Chinese stocks are the place to be.'

'Do you want someone to help you or do you just want someone to hold your hand?'

'I assumed this is where the market headed south, but GPS says 'southeast'.'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!'

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

At the market

Computer Expert

Network Extending from Buttonhole

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

'I didn't write the book report. I downloaded and printed it directly from the Internet, but I did collate and staple it myself.'

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"What are you going to do to make sure you reach this year's financial goals?"

"It's not who you know, it's how you use them."

"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

'I think you need to reboot your fiscal compass.'

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

"Phew! I'm glad this part of the ride is over..."

'With the economy the way it is, there's no silver lining. In fact we sold that last week!'

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

Assets On Hand/Familiarity With Landscape

Trillion dollar Dream Merchants - on a screen near you.

R. J. Willoby - Old Money, Old Technology, Member 'Good Old Boys Network'.

Maps to all the corporate trap doors for sale here!

'You have a friend request.'

Elevator buttons read: Way Up/up/Down/Way Down.