Navigating Immigration Gifts

"My immigration lawyer wasn't was good as I thought. He was deported."

The fate of the emigrant

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

UK border controls relaxed.

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

"Oh my God, they're gassing refugees. Look at this family!"

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

Refugee Crisis

DACA

Obama visits Mexico

Statue of Liberty reads 'The Rise of Nationalism & Closed Borders'.

'The good news is we're not laying you off. The bad news is we want you to take a 20-year lunch break without pay.'

"Well, it all depends. Where are these huddled masses coming from?"

"Welcome to the United States."

"You don't want to know."

Human Rights

Immigration Measures in USA.

"Our immigration lawyer is now living in Guatemala."

"And for a left-handed designated hitter and a player to be named later, Mr. Steinbrenner would gladly fly Elián home."

"It's written in invisible ink."

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free."

Immigrating to the City

Massive ICE raids announced

"Yes I know...she just needs a passport!"

A Migrating Chicken

"We're going have to build higher walls."

Human Rights

"All the Biden jobs went to illegal ALIENS."

The Statue of Liberty takes Trump by the scruff of his hair and makes him read her plaque.