Immigration Experience Gifts

Pick Your Own Fruit - We're going back to Poland

"Gimme a break. Being driven out of Ireland was the best thing that ever happened to you."

The fate of the emigrant

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

UK border controls relaxed.

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

"I thought about looking for work in England, but I hear they're capping bonuses."

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

"Oh my God, they're gassing refugees. Look at this family!"

Refugee Crisis

DACA

Don't worry, if things don't work out in America we can always take the Bering Land Bridge back to Asia.

Obama visits Mexico

Statue of Liberty reads 'The Rise of Nationalism & Closed Borders'.

"Well, it all depends. Where are these huddled masses coming from?"

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

"Welcome to the United States."

"You don't want to know."

"Our immigration lawyer is now living in Guatemala."

Human Rights

Animal immigration

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free."

"Well, I've taught you everything I know."

"It's written in invisible ink."

"And for a left-handed designated hitter and a player to be named later, Mr. Steinbrenner would gladly fly Elián home."

Man guarding a written border.

Immigration Measures in USA.

"Do you know the biggest thing I've learned in my thirty nine years?"

Human Rights

"All the Biden jobs went to illegal ALIENS."

Not So Into This One

"We're going have to build higher walls."

No ID, No Problem

Immigrating to the City

Are Texans Crazy As Anti-Immigration Foxes?