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'This divorce is so bitter I hope he wants it so bad he can taste it.'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

Twice a year, Uncle Mort and Sadie Cohen have an official relationship talk. While this biannual conversation is scheduled by mutual consent under long-standing treaty, some participants engage grudgingly. Let's talk about our feelings. I don't feel like it. That's not a feeling, Snookums! Loophole!

"I'm not against having more children, I'd just like to finish with this one first."

Four years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ Show, our resident octogenarian asked listeners for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis. Dear Sadie, I was going to suggest you start a YouTube channel to share your advice with younger people. But YouTube just stabbed its content creators in the back. They stopped showing ads on videos discussing anything even remotely controversial. That's going to put so many important voices out of business. So I don't really have an

"O.K., class, next we'll pound out the dough until that ungrateful, self-centered son of a bitch realizes he's not the center of the world, and maybe, just maybe, he doesn't deserve an attractive, well-educated woman with a wonderful sense of humor."

No, it's not the beer talking. Beer actually makes a better impression than I do. ! !

'That sure was a disaster of a first date!'

"Let's talk about your overprotective mother."

"It's probably bad news if she refers to the second date as 'mission creep.' "

'I try not to push him. After all, his job, his division, his company and his hometown were eliminated.'

Bluebird of Happiness/Pucebird of Malaise

'Face it Marvin, you're a madstrom of conflicting emotions.'

"You don't keep an orgasm diary do you? My last girlfriend kept an orgasm diary."

"What kind of fear am I dressing for tonight -- trembling, quaking, or just some casual gibbering?"

'Where did we go wrong...?'

If one of us is guilty, the others have to promise to send this photo to him in prison

"I spy with my little eye something heading toward divorce."

'We can't get a divorce. We haven't paid for our wedding yet.'

Dark cloud.

The causes of mood swings are generally hormonal..

'He doesn't have enough friends to join the Facebook Generation.'

"Could I interest you in a silver lining?"

"No, I can't fix your child too."

Mr. Tappertit's jealousy

'First I lose my job... then my wife leaves me... and now my house burns down! What else could possibly go wrong!?'

Sad girl

Clouds

Ernie, your personals ad doesn

"How can I tell him I'm not happy?"

Depression.

Delta variant brings masks back

"Divorced parents."