Navigating Emotional Turmoil T-Shirts

'This divorce is so bitter I hope he wants it so bad he can taste it.'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"I'm not against having more children, I'd just like to finish with this one first."

"O.K., class, next we'll pound out the dough until that ungrateful, self-centered son of a bitch realizes he's not the center of the world, and maybe, just maybe, he doesn't deserve an attractive, well-educated woman with a wonderful sense of humor."

'That sure was a disaster of a first date!'

"Let's talk about your overprotective mother."

"It's probably bad news if she refers to the second date as 'mission creep.' "

'I try not to push him. After all, his job, his division, his company and his hometown were eliminated.'

Bluebird of Happiness/Pucebird of Malaise

'Face it Marvin, you're a madstrom of conflicting emotions.'

"You don't keep an orgasm diary do you? My last girlfriend kept an orgasm diary."

"What kind of fear am I dressing for tonight -- trembling, quaking, or just some casual gibbering?"

'Where did we go wrong...?'

"I spy with my little eye something heading toward divorce."

'We can't get a divorce. We haven't paid for our wedding yet.'

Dark cloud.

The causes of mood swings are generally hormonal..

"Could I interest you in a silver lining?"

"No, I can't fix your child too."

Mr. Tappertit's jealousy

'First I lose my job... then my wife leaves me... and now my house burns down! What else could possibly go wrong!?'

Sad girl

"How can I tell him I'm not happy?"

Depression.

Delta variant brings masks back

"Divorced parents."